1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good Everyones hobbies are same … Ok ….
Now girls turn …….
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ……
Teacher shocked …… ???? Boys rocked ……
In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it 🙂
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?
DAD : � Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white
KID :- Now understand why grandpas hairs are all white
Moral :- Dont be over smart…
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth…
Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair…
Ultimate
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
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