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A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven’s Gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God to the guy :
” Who Are You….???? ”

Guy :
” I am Udupi -Mangalore Express Bus driver…..!!!! ”

God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest : Who Are You…..???? ”

Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.

God :
” Take this cotton Robe and enter heaven……!!!! ”

Priest :
” God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a Gold &
I spent all my life preaching Good, get Cotton……!!!!! ”

God :
” Results, my son, Results……

While you Preached,
People Slept,
When he drove,
People Really Prayed…….”

?� It’s Performance, Not Position That Counts…..!!!!!! ”

Alex

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