WhatsApp Jokes

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on…

A police constable stops him and asks: “Why did you park your bicycle here..? Don’t you know its a VIP road and PM, Ministers and many politicians, MPs and sometimes CMs pass from here…??

Man replied: “Dont worry, I HAVE LOCKED my bicycle…!”

Two managers were walking through a jungle.
They saw a hungry tiger
One of the guys tightened his shoe lace.
The other asked, “Do u really think u can run faster than tiger?
He replied, “I don’t have to run faster than d tiger, I just have to run faster than u!”

That’s today’s
CORPORATE WORLD

Today’s best message – Why do bride’s parents need to pay all expenses in marriage?

CA student answered “Because excise duty on production is payable by the manufacturer at the time of dispatch of goods…”