Wrong email address
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet […]
Month: January 2017
A Professor was traveling by boat
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no […]
Rajnikanth and Amitabh Bachan
Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, “You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, […]
At an Airport
A one sided fight ensues between an airport authority and a passenger. It was so one sided that the passenger’s face was red with fury […]
Even the devil obeys God
A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer man who was also listening […]
A young man takes a walk on the country-side
A young man takes a walk on the country-side where meets a shepherd. The do some small talk about the weather and then the young […]
Can you first tell me why our children are not in the car?
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car […]
A monkey is sitting in a tree
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! […]
A panda walks into a restaurant
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the […]
Better admit that you are a tiger!
So, the Government of India organizes a global championship for police forces all across the world. Various competitions were organized where it required both physical […]
Why are you climbing the tree?
Here it is: A cow is (very calmly and methodically) climbing a tree. Seated on one of the branches of this tree is a crow. […]
It’s Tony Blair!
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is […]
Go ahead, Father. Next please!
School students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth […]
Your wife fell three times this week
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he […]
She’s been there eleven years now!
A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point – he really never said too much. One day, a […]